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The Elephant

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:08 pm
by KathyB
While taking a long drink at a pond, an old elephant, battle-scarred from decades of jungle life, happened to glance up and spotted a snapping turtle lazing on a nearby stone. Its eyes narrowing, the elephant lumbered over, raised a foot, and squashed the turtle flat.

Observing the murder from the jungle, a zebra wandered over. "Why the heck did you do that?" the zebra asked.

"This was the same animal that bit off the tip of my trunk over ten years ago!" the elephant exclaimed.

The zebra's eyes widened at this. "The same one? Wow, it's true!! An elephant never does forget!"

Raising his head proudly the elephant said, "Yup, turtle recall."

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:16 pm
by SilverLady(SO)
#-o

Love ya, girlfriend!!

- SL

PS: Now it's time for me to hit the sack - we leave for Vegas at the ungodly hour of 6:30a tomorrow!! :roll: Photos to be shared when we return!

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:48 pm
by Lisbeth
Now THAT'S funny!
Thanks Zippy. :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:44 pm
by Carolynn
:lol: :lol: :lol: OUCH!!!!!!!!

Nice one.

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:53 am
by Sunshine Girl(SO)
I doubt the turtle found it funny...

Sunny :)