Recent USDA report
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:08 pm
Hidden deep in the bowels of the Congessional Journal was this recent report.
Scientist with the USDA have been studying beer and the rumor that it contains high levels of female hormones. To test this possibility 100 men were given two six packs to consume.
The results: 100% of the test subjects gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, could not drive safely, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize even when proven wrong!
No further funding for testing has been approved!
Sorry, don't shoot the messenger, I just report it!
Virginia
Scientist with the USDA have been studying beer and the rumor that it contains high levels of female hormones. To test this possibility 100 men were given two six packs to consume.
The results: 100% of the test subjects gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, could not drive safely, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize even when proven wrong!
No further funding for testing has been approved!
Sorry, don't shoot the messenger, I just report it!
Virginia