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A Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife. The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking many questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law. They give him a long shopping list of requirements.

The marriage broker takes a long time looking and finally asks to visit the family again. He tells them of a wonderful woman he has found. He says she's just the right age for the son...she keeps a Kosher home ... she regularly attends Schul .. she is a wonderful cook ... she loves children and wants a large family and, to crown it all off, she's gorgeous. After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future. But the son pauses and asks, "Is she also good in bed?"

The marriage broker answers,

"Some say yes...some say no."


Lydia

Oi vey!! Lydia, you must be taking lessons from Carolynn and Sally! What am I going to do with you?!?




- SL

Hey, Lydia--
I can just hear some of my Jewish friends telling this joke--they'd have a great time with it. I had a good time with it, too. When I was growing up (back in the Paleozoic era), there were a lot of variety shows, and 90% of the comics on there were Jewish. In my midwestern mindset (there's a song title!) those comics might as well have been from Bali or Nepal--I had no connection with that life at all. But I sure learned a lot about it at a distance!

I felt compelled to pass this one on to my Jewish friend in Chicago.

His response:

Yeah. So????

Lenny Bruce was his favorite comedian of all time.

Love, Carolynn

Good One!!