It's this Viagra
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:01 pm
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee for breakfast?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "Nope, I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you bloody well mind getting off me and letting me up? I'M STARVING."
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "Nope, I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you bloody well mind getting off me and letting me up? I'M STARVING."
