The last word
Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:35 pm
A man and woman are having marriage problems, and decide to end their union after a very short time together.
After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to court to finalize their break-up.
The judge asks the husband, "What has brought you to the point that you are now at, what's so bad you two can't keep this marriage together?"
The husband says, "Judge, it's driven me mad, we just haven't been able to agree on anything in the six weeks we've been together!"
"Seven weeks," says the wife.
After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to court to finalize their break-up.
The judge asks the husband, "What has brought you to the point that you are now at, what's so bad you two can't keep this marriage together?"
The husband says, "Judge, it's driven me mad, we just haven't been able to agree on anything in the six weeks we've been together!"
"Seven weeks," says the wife.