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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:06 am
by Carol Elizabeth
It has been determined that men who get their ears pierced make better husbands.
Yes!
They have already experienced pain,
and know how to buy jewelry!
CE
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:19 am
by Carolynn
Divorced Barbie
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home He remembersthat it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95"
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and.................................................
One of Ken's Friends."