You might be a crossdresser if...
Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 2:34 am
You might be a crossdresser if...
...you know what the initials "DKNY" stand for.
...as a youth, you ogled your sexy neighbour's clothesline rather than your sexy neighbour.
...you've ever considered the Sears catalog "erotic material."
...the sentence, "The TV on the TV who was hawking a TG DVD was a TS, not a CD" actually makes sense to you.
...you think mini skirts and gartered stockings are a match made in heaven.
...you've ever heard your girlfriend ask, "Are these yours or mine?" as she sorted out a load of freshly washed laundry.
...you know what Milton Berle, Dennis Rodman, Richard Branson, and Flip Wilson have in common.
...you think of Tom Hanks whenever you hear the word "bosom."
...you know what the words "Jacquard", "écru", "taffeta", and "denier" refer to.
...you never shied away from having to walk a mile in your sister's shoes.
...you've ever won first prize for a drag costume at a Halloween party.
...you've learned how (not) to catch a falling pencil from reading Huckleberry Finn.
...you can name the film that ends with the line, "Well, nobody's perfect!"
...you're able to easily unscramble the following jumble: La Fair Victoria's of France Senza Secret Vanity Lily.
...you're reading this thread.
Love,
CJ
P.S.
Please feel free to add your own!
...you know what the initials "DKNY" stand for.
...as a youth, you ogled your sexy neighbour's clothesline rather than your sexy neighbour.
...you've ever considered the Sears catalog "erotic material."
...the sentence, "The TV on the TV who was hawking a TG DVD was a TS, not a CD" actually makes sense to you.
...you think mini skirts and gartered stockings are a match made in heaven.
...you've ever heard your girlfriend ask, "Are these yours or mine?" as she sorted out a load of freshly washed laundry.
...you know what Milton Berle, Dennis Rodman, Richard Branson, and Flip Wilson have in common.
...you think of Tom Hanks whenever you hear the word "bosom."
...you know what the words "Jacquard", "écru", "taffeta", and "denier" refer to.
...you never shied away from having to walk a mile in your sister's shoes.
...you've ever won first prize for a drag costume at a Halloween party.
...you've learned how (not) to catch a falling pencil from reading Huckleberry Finn.
...you can name the film that ends with the line, "Well, nobody's perfect!"
...you're able to easily unscramble the following jumble: La Fair Victoria's of France Senza Secret Vanity Lily.
...you're reading this thread.
Love,
CJ
P.S.
Please feel free to add your own!