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((This was sent to my by a Gay friend I hope it does not offend))

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."



The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston and down to Brownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and Amarillo From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas



Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John Kerry, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your gun.



The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

At least they have to come through Abilene. hehehe We'll stop 'em here, by god. hehehe

Cute joke.

They should have any trouble making it to Abilene, most of the journey takes them through parts that only read Mexican

They may find some support in Lubbock though, Natalie M of the Dixie Chicks is from there, but i doubt theyd make it out of Amarillo, for the same reason.

Terrilynn

I think they'd have better odds playing russian roulette.