The Cowboy
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 11:46 am
One day, Slim was out hunting deer near the reservation. He had been out since before sun up, and had no luck, as all the deer he had seen were across the fence on reservation land and were off limits to whites.
Frustrated, he finally decided to bag one across the fence and sneak it back to his side, figuring noone would see as he hadnt seen another person all day. He spies the biggest buck he had ever seen and shoots it, looks around carefully, and seeing noone, crosses the fence.
Just as he finishes dressing the buck out, a group band of braves rides up and surrounds him, taking him and his horse back to the village. He is brought before the chief and sentence is pronounced on him for violating indian property---he will be killed, scalped and displayed as a warning to toher trespassers, but he will live for 3 nights before he is executed.
The chief then tells him he can have one wish each night before he is to be executed. Slim thinks about it for a bit, then asks for his horse to be brought to him. Slim walks to the horse and whispers in its ear, then the horse runs off, to return a few hours later with the sexy and voluptous Dixie, from Madame Orr's, on his back.
Slim just shrugs and sighs, all the braves smile, and Slim takes Dixie into the teepee and has his pleasure with her all night. The next morning, Slim is asked his next wish, and again he asks for his horse, whispers in its ear and off it runs, only to return later with another of Madame Orr's girls oh its back.
Slim just sighs, kicks the ground, and the braves all smile as Slim repeats the previous nights pleasures. The next morning, Slim is again asked what he wants as his 3rd wish. He says to bring him his stupid horse. All the braves look at each other and smile again as Slim walks over, grabs the horses ear and jerks its head down close to his, saying rather loudly this time, " Now dummy, go to town, and bring me back the posse, P-O-S-S-E!"
Frustrated, he finally decided to bag one across the fence and sneak it back to his side, figuring noone would see as he hadnt seen another person all day. He spies the biggest buck he had ever seen and shoots it, looks around carefully, and seeing noone, crosses the fence.
Just as he finishes dressing the buck out, a group band of braves rides up and surrounds him, taking him and his horse back to the village. He is brought before the chief and sentence is pronounced on him for violating indian property---he will be killed, scalped and displayed as a warning to toher trespassers, but he will live for 3 nights before he is executed.
The chief then tells him he can have one wish each night before he is to be executed. Slim thinks about it for a bit, then asks for his horse to be brought to him. Slim walks to the horse and whispers in its ear, then the horse runs off, to return a few hours later with the sexy and voluptous Dixie, from Madame Orr's, on his back.
Slim just shrugs and sighs, all the braves smile, and Slim takes Dixie into the teepee and has his pleasure with her all night. The next morning, Slim is asked his next wish, and again he asks for his horse, whispers in its ear and off it runs, only to return later with another of Madame Orr's girls oh its back.
Slim just sighs, kicks the ground, and the braves all smile as Slim repeats the previous nights pleasures. The next morning, Slim is again asked what he wants as his 3rd wish. He says to bring him his stupid horse. All the braves look at each other and smile again as Slim walks over, grabs the horses ear and jerks its head down close to his, saying rather loudly this time, " Now dummy, go to town, and bring me back the posse, P-O-S-S-E!"
