Peanuts
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:18 am
A tour bus driver is driving with a busload of seniors down a highway when
he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and hands him
another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her why she
doesn't eat the peanuts herself?
'We can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'
It pays to be careful around old people.
he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and hands him
another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her why she
doesn't eat the peanuts herself?
'We can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'
It pays to be careful around old people.
