Ah - CHOOOO
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:13 am
A gentleman and a lovely trans-woman are riding next to each other in first class on a long flight returning from Thailand. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs.
The man isn't quite sure he saw what she did correctly, and decides he is probably hallucinating.
A few minutes pass, and then the woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's seeing.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again, and once more she takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her long legs.
The flustered man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the newly completed trans-woman and says, "Excuse me miss, but three times now you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! Exactly what kind of signals are you sending me, or is it that you're just trying to drive me crazy?
The trans-woman replies, "I am so terribly sorry to have disturbed you, sir. It's just that I have a very rare condition such that whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I am sorry. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper".
The man isn't quite sure he saw what she did correctly, and decides he is probably hallucinating.
A few minutes pass, and then the woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's seeing.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again, and once more she takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her long legs.
The flustered man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the newly completed trans-woman and says, "Excuse me miss, but three times now you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! Exactly what kind of signals are you sending me, or is it that you're just trying to drive me crazy?
The trans-woman replies, "I am so terribly sorry to have disturbed you, sir. It's just that I have a very rare condition such that whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I am sorry. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper".
