How to give more than 100%

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How to give more than 100%

Post by Carolynn »

Business model for putting out more than100%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far backside kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and backside kissing will put you over the top.

:lol:
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Post by Calina_Leigh »

That was great!!!! ..rofl..
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Post by Lorna »

LOL!!! I love it!! ..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl..
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Post by Mellissa »

HAHAHA this is great haha rotf rotf rotf
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Post by Virginia »

Great information - I think, but having been "around" for a while, in all seriousness it is the old saying: "It ain't what you know - it's WHO you know."

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