Politicians unknowingly help us in many ways.

[Jeannie]

Hi Ladies.
We all blast our political leaders but we should all really be thankful we have them working so hard for you and me.
When Politicians screw up they never own up to it and create new concepts and phrases that help us all in our everyday lives.
When Congressman Larry Craig had a misunderstanding in an airport mens room he came up with "The wide stance" defense. Fabulous! He forever changed men's room etiquette. Now it's ok to be at a urinal and look over to the guy next to you and say" Hey Buddy. Nice d---!"
Then there's Scooter Libby lying under oath and his defense lawyer comes up with the "He misremembered" defense. Now if you're caught lying to your spouse just say" Sorry Hon. I misremembered"
The greatest service ever done for mankind by a politician was from President Clinton. He redefined what is considered sex. Now if I man comes home at two in the morning and smells like perfume and his wife says" You better not have been having sex with another woman!" You just say" No Honey. It was just oral."
"Oh. Ok Hon. Good night" You go Mr. Bill! Thanks so much! Hugs Ladies

Love
Auntie Jeannie

[Carol Ann]

Jeannie,
Sweetheart are you feeling OK?, your last two post have me wondering if you may need a friend or two to talk too.

[Jeannie]

Hi Girls
When I cook I think of all kinds of crazy things. It must be the fumes from the olive oil and garlic. I was frying more smelts last night for three hours.
Don't knock the isopropyl alcohol Carol Ann. I buy it in a 5 gallon pail. Mix it 3 to 1 with fountain solution ( I prefer Rosos)with a splash of press wash and you've have that new drink. "The Crazy Printer"
I have to go back down the shop and wash two presses.I know you're jealous. Have a great new years Hon. Hugs.



Love
Auntie Jeannie

[Lydia]

Hi Jeannie,

I hope you were joking about the isipropyl alcohol. It is dangerous and sneaky. You WERE joking, weren't you?

What would we do without you here?

Hugs,

Lydia

[Jeannie]

Hi Lydia
I know it's dangerous but I think of Virginia's motto. "Quantity not quality" You know how those Southerners are Lydia. They can drink white lightning and chase it down with a brewski.
It's 2:42 saturday afternoon and I just got through changing ceiling tiles on the first floor apartment next door again. A toilet leaked on the second floor, I fixed the leak and it made a mess to clean up for me as usual.
Mini handles all the rent money and I do all the work. I just had "REKCUS" tattoed on my forhead so people can read it in their rearview mirrors and it reminds me what a bozo I am when I look in the mirror.
Now I came up to my home and opened all the windows and lite candles and incense again after cooking all my Ginnie holiday fish all week. It smells like a fish market. At least it's 45 degress out today but we are supposed to get six inches of snow sunday night. Fabulous! I get to wear my blue snow bunny snow suit and matching short bus hat! Life is good. Hugs Hon and have a fabulous New Year. Like that's going to happen.

Love
Auntie Jeannie,Slave to all of mankind.