Caught me another one on this board...

Post by **DonnaT** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:38 am

One that came up yesterday while talking with my wife.

"No skin off my nose!" (doesn't bother me)

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:50 am

That's the polite version for mixed company. Otherwise, other anatomical portions are used to end the saying.

Sylvia H · Post by **Sylvia H** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:39 pm

Ive slept since then

(When you have forgotten something in the past)

xox
Sylvia

Connie · Post by **Connie** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:16 pm

Nose to the grindstone. (working hard)

Caith · Post by **Caith** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:44 pm

What about that universal engineering unit of measure? (not polite in any company, actually)

Anita · Post by **Anita** » Sat May 24, 2008 11:06 pm

Oh, I know that one, Caith. Yes, it's very precise.

When we're laying a floor and someone misses a cut by a wide margin, we just say, "Did you bring the quarter-inch putty?"

When I was working for someone elses' company long ago, Mike and I stopped in at a job where another journeyman, Billy, was installing a floor all by himself. He'd been there for weeks.

Mike got a big grin on his face and said, "Hey, Billy! I hear they're gonna start sendin' your mail here!"

Jeannie · Post by **Jeannie** » Sat May 24, 2008 11:28 pm

Hi Ladies
I have a few

1.He couldn't slap his own backside with his own two hands.(I know you're going to try it!)
2. He doesn't know sh.. from shinola.
3. A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse.
4. You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish.
5. He could fall into a barrel of breasts and come up sucking his thumb.
6. Do beavers need toothpicks?

Hugs.

Love
Jeannie

Virginia · Post by **Virginia** » Sun May 25, 2008 10:08 am

Most famous redneck final words!

"hey, watch this!"

Virginia

Roberta-Llyan · Post by **Roberta-Llyan** » Sun May 25, 2008 12:14 pm

Virginia

You must have different rednecks in Virginia. In Texas, the last famous final words are:

*snort* *spit* Damn that's good!

Jeannie · Post by **Jeannie** » Sun May 25, 2008 1:47 pm

Hey girls
The following is a typical conversation between husband and wife Connecticut rednecks.

" Oh my goodness Spencer! There's one of of those tranny things!"

"You're right Muffy! Hurry and get little Biff and Duncan in the Mercedes quickly while I call the police!"

One thing ladies,there are rednecks who have all their teeth. I remember in Washington Connecticut,where Dustin Hoffman lives,passed a property tax increase and they rioted. Yeah! It was truly horrible.
All the Doctors and hedge fund managers at the private country clubs didn't replace their divots and only tipped 15% at dinner. Worse yet, they didn't have their lawn service trim their hedges!
The wives were even worse. They organized a work stoppage and refused to take their kids to soccer practice or go to the Spa everyday!They had to call in the National Guard to restore order Virginia. It took weeks for the Guard to pull every head out of each residents backside.They're a dangerous crowd here in CT! Hugs.

Love
Jeannie

Roberta-Llyan · Post by **Roberta-Llyan** » Sun May 25, 2008 2:24 pm

Jeannie

Curly(SO) · Post by **Curly(SO)** » Mon May 26, 2008 6:09 am

It's raining cats and dogs!

Ed just said to me this morning....it's been raining stair-rods! (and I left the car window open all night

)

This is what happens when it rains stair-rods

Jeannie · Post by **Jeannie** » Mon May 26, 2008 9:56 am

Hi Curly
You have quite a job ahead of you today Curly. The worse thing is someone stole your steering wheel. That happens. Hugs.

Love
Jeannie

Post by **DonnaT** » Mon May 26, 2008 11:00 am

Curly(SO) wrote:it's been raining stair-rods! (and I left the car window open all night )

Been there, done that.

Good thing was, it was the truck, bad thing was, I needed to drive it to work.

Curly(SO) · Post by **Curly(SO)** » Mon May 26, 2008 12:56 pm

HaHa Jeannie

Crossdressers-Haven.com

Caught me another one on this board...

Connecticut rednecks

What a cleanup Hon.