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Jeannie
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You lucky GGs!

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Hi Ladies
First there was Viagra, but that wasn't enough so the came out with Cialis also known as the weekender. You would think that it would do but oh no. Now they have new adds on TV about low dose Cialis for everyday use. I'm sure every woman who has been married for 25 plus years is estactic. Just what the Doctor ordered.
You'll be ready to go out with your girlfriends for dinner and a movie on saturday and your hubby will say" Heh baby! Guess what I have for you!" As you roll your eyes you dream of days long ago when he would be asleep on the couch in his wife beater,boxers, a Bud and the game on snoring. The good old days.
You manage to break free and go out and have some real fun. You come home and there he is. In bed ,under the covers smiling with a pup tent. You're tired but bite the bullet so to speak and let him have his fun. As he rages against the machine you have some free time for yourself. You can do your nails, finish that last chapter in your novel or call your sister to catch up on news about the family.
Every so often just say" Yeah baby. I'm so hot" just to stroke his ego. And for Heavens sake ladies, don't ever waste your time faking an orgasm. As if men care!
I have to run. I just posted a bulletin on Inked Nation about John McCains pick for his Vice President and had quite a response. I told them I just heard Senator McCain wants Pee Wee Herman as Secretary of Defense. There is definately a correlation between Tattoos and conservative Republicans. Trust me. I get crucified and love ever minute!

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Auntie Jeannie the troublemaker.
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CJ
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Oy vey! Jeannie!

Please... don't ever grow up! :lol:

Thanks for the laughs, you uppity lass! I needed that. 8)

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CJ
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Curly(SO)
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Re: You lucky GGs!

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Jeannie wrote:Hi Ladies
. There is definately a correlation between Tattoos and conservative Republicans. Trust me. I get crucified and love ever minute!

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Auntie Jeannie the troublemaker.
Not in this house.....my tattoos are very left wing :mrgreen:

We're lucky here, we don't have TV ads for drugs (except over the counter painkillers, indigestion remedies etc) :)

Love,
Curly
Women: scientifically proven to be right even when they’re wrong.
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Jeannie
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You're looking a bit cartoonish Hon.

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Hi Curly
Let me guess. You have Ted Kennedy and Michael Moore tattooed on each shoulder and Willie Nelson's picture on your calf.
The drug companies here in the US are relentless. Every five minutes theres a commercial on TV for some prescription drug. We don't need Doctors anymore . We self diagnose and then buy the drugs online.
I just love the ads Curly. There will be an ad for allergy sufferers. They say it will stop itchy eyes and a runny nose. Then they have to tell the side affects. "You could experience,drymouth,heartburn,diareaha,fainting,labored breathing, stroke,bleeding of the ears,running at the mouth and shortness of pants. At least your nose won't run.
I have to run Curly. UPS is at the door and they have my delivery of Cialis I bought online. Like that will do me any good. That's like buying a an Aston Martin Vanguish for CJ and she doesn't know how to drive.I'm happy just standing in a stiff wind at my age. Virginia and Carol Ann know.
I just gave Marley his anti depressent. He was devastated that John McCain didn't pick Lassie as his running mate. I tried to comfort him and told him with Mr McCains judgement theres a good chance Rin Tin Tin will be chosen for Secretary of State. Have a wonderful weekend Hon. Hugs.

Love
Auntie Jeannie
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