The eight percenters are ready to make their move!

[Jeannie]

HI girls
There are still at least 8 percent of voters who still can't make up their mind in the Presidential election. They most likely will decide who is our next president. CNN just released a profile of these undecided voters. I'm so glad they will make the choice so we don't have to. Thanks so much.


1. 98% live in a trailer with an old water heater and rusted out pickup in the front yard. They call it landscaping.

2. They were classified as "non readers" in high school.

3. They brush their tooth at least once a week.

4. Most have two first names, such as Billy Bob and Bobby Sue.

5. When Billy Bob introduces his wife and his sister there is only one woman standing there.

6. Their eyes actually touch and all their offspring look like Prince Charles.

7. All have seen UFOs in the past year.

8. Deliverence is their favorite love story.

9. Most have had a front porch collapse and 24 dogs,6 chickens and a pig are usually seriously injured.

10. They all have a sure fire technical system when they enter the voting booth:" Eeeny meany miney mo. I'm so freakin' stupid I still don't know."


Hugs ladies.


Love
Auntie Jeannie

[Kimburly]

What's to decide? Jeez- must be a bit of dain bramage there!

[Edyta_C]

Jeanie, I hate to disagree but There are many who have not decided because it is difficult choice. The choice has every thing to do with education and life experience. Those with little of either made the choice easily.

Edyta

[Jeannie]

Hi Edyta
It's a joke, not a documentary Hon. If I have to explain em' it didn't work. Back to the drawing board.
I did read your comments you sent to Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report and Jon Stewart on the Daily Show. You are so right. They never ask the hard hitting questions of their guests and most make no sense. Journalism has gone down hill these days Edyta. Where's Chet Huntley and David Brinkley when we need them?
I have to get going. There's a Halloween party at my daughter Katie's tonight. I'm going in forties style and glamour as Mommy Dearest. My wife Mini will be there and will be mortified and hopefully she leaves early so we can get to the beer pong and Goldschlogger shots. Go for the gold ladies! It goes down like honey and so do you after 10 shots. Hugs.

Love
Auntie Jeannie

[Edyta_C]

I wish some of the media were as smart as you!

Hugs Edyta