The eight percenters are ready to make their move!
Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:51 pm
HI girls
There are still at least 8 percent of voters who still can't make up their mind in the Presidential election. They most likely will decide who is our next president. CNN just released a profile of these undecided voters. I'm so glad they will make the choice so we don't have to. Thanks so much.
1. 98% live in a trailer with an old water heater and rusted out pickup in the front yard. They call it landscaping.
2. They were classified as "non readers" in high school.
3. They brush their tooth at least once a week.
4. Most have two first names, such as Billy Bob and Bobby Sue.
5. When Billy Bob introduces his wife and his sister there is only one woman standing there.
6. Their eyes actually touch and all their offspring look like Prince Charles.
7. All have seen UFOs in the past year.
8. Deliverence is their favorite love story.
9. Most have had a front porch collapse and 24 dogs,6 chickens and a pig are usually seriously injured.
10. They all have a sure fire technical system when they enter the voting booth:" Eeeny meany miney mo. I'm so freakin' stupid I still don't know."
Hugs ladies.
Love
Auntie Jeannie
There are still at least 8 percent of voters who still can't make up their mind in the Presidential election. They most likely will decide who is our next president. CNN just released a profile of these undecided voters. I'm so glad they will make the choice so we don't have to. Thanks so much.
1. 98% live in a trailer with an old water heater and rusted out pickup in the front yard. They call it landscaping.
2. They were classified as "non readers" in high school.
3. They brush their tooth at least once a week.
4. Most have two first names, such as Billy Bob and Bobby Sue.
5. When Billy Bob introduces his wife and his sister there is only one woman standing there.
6. Their eyes actually touch and all their offspring look like Prince Charles.
7. All have seen UFOs in the past year.
8. Deliverence is their favorite love story.
9. Most have had a front porch collapse and 24 dogs,6 chickens and a pig are usually seriously injured.
10. They all have a sure fire technical system when they enter the voting booth:" Eeeny meany miney mo. I'm so freakin' stupid I still don't know."
Hugs ladies.
Love
Auntie Jeannie