That's it! I'm running for President in 2012.
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:08 pm
Hi Ladies
Move over Sarah Palin. There's a new sheriff in town.
I know that we are one step away from a depression and though our political leaders have only good intentions,just remember one thing. The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
I'm sure you all know that our representives in Washington,both Rebooblicans and Dumbocrats could screw up a soup sandwich which is already screwed up.
They first gave 700 billion of our money to Wall Street which is like asking a wolf to watch your sheep. Now the Stimulous package is so filled with pork I had to take four extra Lipitors just to read it on line. I'm not one for government intervention in the private sector but it is needed in desparate times. Here is my Stimulous plan.
1. Lower all interest payments on mortages to 3%.
2. Make all credit card companies charge 3% for interest. I can get better interest rates from my loan shark Rocco'Three fingers' Capobianco. 30 percent my butt!
3. Give every middle class American $100,000 bucks to pay down their mortgage, pay down their credit card debt and get them through this mess that our Government and Wall Street created.No John McCain. Making 5 million a year is not middle class.Get a freakin' grip!
4. Congress has to take a 50% pay cut and 20 days a month off without pay.This will limit the damage that they always do.
5. All companies who have to lay off people will come from the top first. One CEO salary and bonuses are worth 10,000 workers. Do the math!
6. Pink slip the House and Senate. Have a national lottery that replaces them with secretaries,electricians ,teachers and every average American. Sorry. No freakin' lawyers! You Bozos had your chance!
7. Legalize pot and sell it through government run dealers. It would wipe out the national debt in 6 months and pump money into the all the restaurants across this great country who deliver. It would save the DEA billions in overtime and Greatful Dead CD sales would go through the roof.
8. Pardon Bernie Madoff and let all the people he screwed take care of justice. It would save a bundle for the Justice department.
No matter what happens people we will be thrown under the bus.In my next life I will be born rich instead of gorgeous. You know it's a terrible cross to bear Virginia. It's not easy looking fabulous all the time Hon.I have to go check the burgers for the monkeys tonight. Hugs.
Love
Auntie Jeannie
Move over Sarah Palin. There's a new sheriff in town.
I know that we are one step away from a depression and though our political leaders have only good intentions,just remember one thing. The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
I'm sure you all know that our representives in Washington,both Rebooblicans and Dumbocrats could screw up a soup sandwich which is already screwed up.
They first gave 700 billion of our money to Wall Street which is like asking a wolf to watch your sheep. Now the Stimulous package is so filled with pork I had to take four extra Lipitors just to read it on line. I'm not one for government intervention in the private sector but it is needed in desparate times. Here is my Stimulous plan.
1. Lower all interest payments on mortages to 3%.
2. Make all credit card companies charge 3% for interest. I can get better interest rates from my loan shark Rocco'Three fingers' Capobianco. 30 percent my butt!
3. Give every middle class American $100,000 bucks to pay down their mortgage, pay down their credit card debt and get them through this mess that our Government and Wall Street created.No John McCain. Making 5 million a year is not middle class.Get a freakin' grip!
4. Congress has to take a 50% pay cut and 20 days a month off without pay.This will limit the damage that they always do.
5. All companies who have to lay off people will come from the top first. One CEO salary and bonuses are worth 10,000 workers. Do the math!
6. Pink slip the House and Senate. Have a national lottery that replaces them with secretaries,electricians ,teachers and every average American. Sorry. No freakin' lawyers! You Bozos had your chance!
7. Legalize pot and sell it through government run dealers. It would wipe out the national debt in 6 months and pump money into the all the restaurants across this great country who deliver. It would save the DEA billions in overtime and Greatful Dead CD sales would go through the roof.
8. Pardon Bernie Madoff and let all the people he screwed take care of justice. It would save a bundle for the Justice department.
No matter what happens people we will be thrown under the bus.In my next life I will be born rich instead of gorgeous. You know it's a terrible cross to bear Virginia. It's not easy looking fabulous all the time Hon.I have to go check the burgers for the monkeys tonight. Hugs.
Love
Auntie Jeannie
