So, the lady that owns a consignment shop down the road says
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 3:01 pm
to me:
"I've been having a bit of trouble here lately, I could have used your help earlier today!"
I ask, "What's going on?"
"Shoplifters...I wish I had someone reliable to help me here sometimes..."
So, I prod a bit more..."Is there anything I can do to help?" She's a real sweetheart, I helped her move all of the fixtures, the counters, and that stuff into the place, she'd do about anything for me if I asked.
"No, what I need is a reliable woman. In here, when these women come to try this stuff on, they just parade back out of the dressing room, just in their bras and whatnot, I don't think they'd take too kindly to a big ol' man standing there."
"Well...I could help ya, all camouflaged and such...hold on, I'll be right back."
I went back home and got a few photos of myself en'femme, specifically the ones like in my album here on the site, the black and white suit, at the office.
I hand them to her, she opens the mini-album, flips through a few of them, and her jaw drops. "T..t..this is you? Wait..this IS you!"
*more stunned disbelief*
She looks back and forth between me in 'alpha-male' mode, standing in front of her, and the pictures, finally speechless.
"So, if you need me, just ask! I might even bring Michelle over here shopping one day!"
She starts laughing...the good kind of laughing..."I'd really like to see that."
"I've been having a bit of trouble here lately, I could have used your help earlier today!"
I ask, "What's going on?"
"Shoplifters...I wish I had someone reliable to help me here sometimes..."
So, I prod a bit more..."Is there anything I can do to help?" She's a real sweetheart, I helped her move all of the fixtures, the counters, and that stuff into the place, she'd do about anything for me if I asked.
"No, what I need is a reliable woman. In here, when these women come to try this stuff on, they just parade back out of the dressing room, just in their bras and whatnot, I don't think they'd take too kindly to a big ol' man standing there."
"Well...I could help ya, all camouflaged and such...hold on, I'll be right back."
I went back home and got a few photos of myself en'femme, specifically the ones like in my album here on the site, the black and white suit, at the office.
I hand them to her, she opens the mini-album, flips through a few of them, and her jaw drops. "T..t..this is you? Wait..this IS you!"
*more stunned disbelief*
She looks back and forth between me in 'alpha-male' mode, standing in front of her, and the pictures, finally speechless.
"So, if you need me, just ask! I might even bring Michelle over here shopping one day!"
She starts laughing...the good kind of laughing..."I'd really like to see that."