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Happy Mother's Day to all you Mom's out there!

And I as well

Happy Mother's Day to All Moms where ever they are

Whew girls, you nearly gave me a hard attack, I thought I'd forgotten it. Thankfully we've already had ours acording to my dear Mum, and I did remember it!

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal
after you've had a baby
Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother,
"Normal," is history.


Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct.
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.


Somebody said being a mother is boring.
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a
driver's permit.


Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices.
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her
child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.


Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.


Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love
the first.
Somebody doesn't have five children.


Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-
rearing questions in the books.
Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.


Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.
Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first
day of kindergarten or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."


Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and
one hand tied behind her back.
Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.


Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.
Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-
in-law to a mother's heartstrings.


Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home.
Somebody never had grandchildren.


Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need
to tell her.
Somebody isn't a mother.


~Author Unknown~

Sharon (SO) wrote:One lives in Spain, the other in Atalnta... So my Mothers Day is not too Happy!!!!

I live in Atlanta, too, and contrary to rumor, we have telephones here. I hope your daughter or son who lives in Hot-lanta will call!

Eien wrote:Whew girls, you nearly gave me a hard attack

Hum-mm-m, that sounds rather Oedipal—do we need to have a little talk with Dr. Freud? (I’m only kidding—my spelling sometimes has lapses, too!)

Lol! Whoops!