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Hi ladies

I had to post this tonight. I have GG friends on My Space and one sent me an email about the demise of her relationship.

It seems a common thread amongst most people. At age 56 most people I know are divorced once, twice and even three times and the ones that are still married are miserable.

If you are married more than 25 years and still really happy that's fabulous. It's very rare indeed. You have a better chance of finding a tranny at a KKK rally.

After 25 years with a mate, the odd little things you found cute about your spouse when you were dating you want to strangle them for doing the same things.

I love it when I see a young couple who spends months planning for that special day. The wedding. I don't want to burst their bubble but it's all downhill for most after that. Thirty grand down the crapper. The worst thing is you have watch a bunch of drunken white people dance. That's real scary!

After 56 years I've realized what I need to be happy. Good food and friends. If you want love, respect and loyalty get a dog. You know what they say girls. Never get a tattoo of a wife or girlfriend only your mother or your dog. Your Mother will always be your Mother and your dog will love you no matter how you're dressed.

I have to go. It's the Warden on the phone again. What now?! Do you know what the difference is between an estranged wife and a pitbull?

The pitbull eventually lets go!

Hugs ladies.


Love
Auntie Jeannie

PS: Marley says Hi!

Hi Auntie Jeannie and Marley

Move house...change your number...you really need to stop offering yourself up for that pitbull to get her teeth into! Be a bitch and snarl back

Love,
Curly

Jeannie my dearest,

Don't agree, been married to the same women for 44 years. Now she is the lucky one as she has her husband and a very dear friend in Carol Ann.

To tell the truth I'll never get married again as I will never find a women who would love both of us. You know it's love when she will wrap her arms around you and plants a big old kiss on you just after you have put on fresh lipstick.

Hi Girls

I love married jokes and it is wonderful if you can have a marriage like you, Carol Ann, but I still think it's quite rare these days.

I'm going down to Clinton CT today to help my GG friend Chris and listen to her girlfriends complain about their husbands. It's funny!

The Warden called 5:30am yesterday morning. She went out on her morning walk and noticed her tire was flat. Who does she call? Ghostbusters? Oh No. Jeannie's 24 hour tire service.

If you ladies need any dirty jobs done just call me toll free number 1-800-IMABOZO. Operators will be standing by for my inconvenience. Remember my slogan "Your problem is my dilemma."

Gotta run before the warden calls or worse yet, the Assistant Warden, my sister Christine from Maine, aka The Pain from Maine. Marley's staying with the monkeys today. Last week I brought him down to Clinton and he took off into the woods like a rocket and we spent 4 hours trying to find the little bugger.

Enjoy your weekend. Hugs!


Love
Auntie Jeannie

PS: Hey Carol Ann. I left your phone number on my answering machine and told Mini and Chris to call you with any crap they need me to do today. I told them your my personal assistant now. Get ready Hon. I did it to Lorna last weekend and she sent me a message I can't post here. Ooo! What a mouth on her!

Jeannie,
Ok girl you are pushing it, let's talk money. No I would do it for free as you and I have a thing that nobody on this forum would understand.
To tell the truth I am starting to miss it all, the smell of ink the popping of sheets coming out and believe it or not I would love to wash up again just to do it. I only have one question, can I wear a skirt to work?.

The old joke is: "half of all marriages end in divorce." "Oh gosh that horrible" "No, that's the other half."

20 years seems to be a natural cycle for a lot of human stuff. Some beat the odds, but I feel I was married for 25+ years, which was about five years too many.

Happily married, going on 32 yrs.

Not that there aren't rough times, but sometimes that's a tranny's lot in life for some of us.

Everyone lot, tranny or not

Yeah, 25 - 26 years seems to be some kind of "marker." That is about what my "ex" and I made. The fact that they had to drill holes in her head and remove brain matter, may not qualify for reasons for disolution of "wedded bliss" but, hell, works for me!!!!

I remember (in a former life) I was counselling a guy about retirement and he was happy to be close to retirement, even though he had recently divorced after, (if memory serves) about 26 years. His "ex" was getting (as could be expected) a rather unhealthy chunk of his hard earned retirement, but he seemed quite content. I had to ask him why he felt like he did and his answer, "How much would YOU be willing to pay to get rid of terminal cancer?" I had no further questions!

Keep the faith girls! You know that I firmly believe that this "Magical Mystery Tour" is well worth the price of admission!!!

Love ya,

Virginia

Hi ladies.

First off Carol Ann. If you work with me you can come to work in bra and panties. I do it! No problemo!

And for you Donna! 32 years! That's wonderful! You're a lucky gal and I'm jealous. Rock on Hon!

As for you Virginia I have to tell you about my day this saturday and post some pictures.

I just got back at 11 tonight and I went down to Clinton CT to help my GG friend Chris around her house this morning.

Every year our friend Kimmie and her boyfriend Russ have pig roast party at their home in Deep River CT. They have goats, ducks, dogs, parrots and it's like animal farm.

We go down and my other GG friends Z and Norma come along. Norma is Mexican and brings her three young kids Tatianna, Fernando and Oscar who is 6 months old and was 11 pounds at birth!

Kimmie is this tough little Italian broad about 4'8". Her goat had two babies this morning and one died. She takes me up to the pen to see the new baby and jumps over the fence, picks up the dead baby goat and throws it into the woods! Holy Shiite, as they say in Iraq!

Her father is there and I said "There's only two goats. Where's the third one?" He says "Kimmie gave him to me and I butchered him and ate him. I love goat!" Ladies. I can't make this stuff up!

Then Kimmie says to me, "I found two huge snakes in my pond last week. I cut their heads off and threw them in the woods." It gets better Girls.

When we're ready to leave Norma goes over to Russ and says, "I love roast pig. The cheeks, tongue and ears are the best." Russ puts the head in a bag for her to take home. She said her husband, who is Ecuadorian and also loves gueanie pigs, will love it. I'm not making this up. I couldn't!

I'll post some pictures. These GGs I know are a trip. Kimmie scares sweet little Jeannie. They are nuts but are so much fun. My GG friend Z makes Lorna look like Mr. Rogers. Hugs, ladies. What a day!

Love
Jeannie in Genderland!

Jeannie,
Honey, I hope you are keeping good notes for the book I hope you write!!! The things and people that you get involved with It is so true that reality outshines drugs, dreams and non-reality! We can assume that Jeannie was Jeannie and sounds like you were right in the middle of every thing. Glad you had a great time. I guess I am becoming more placid "in my old age" as what I see from your story is the great diversity of human beings that inhabit this place. Ain't it great?

Thanks for sharing honey,

We love you,

Virginia

Yes Virginia. There's quite a crew out there in My Space land. I just go with flow these days. Z and Norma are great. Z's husband is a PhD in molecular biology from England. Poor guy. She's a Siclian devil. She and Lorna trade barbs all the time. Did I post the Lorna transgendered Doll that Z gave me two weeks ago? I love it.

I had to leave Marley home with the monkeys. He would have been jumping on the roast pig on the table. He goes nuts if I take him to a party. The goats wouldn't of stood a chance. He's a real party animal.

Gotta go back to work. I gave me a 10 minute break. Hugs ladies.

Love
Jeannie

Jeannie since the KKK all wear white dresses they are all trannys.....

We haven't made it to 25 yet but at 21 years marriage is pretty good. It may have to do with neither of us getting married till our 30's. We both agree that if we had married our first intendeds, the first love of our lives back in our early 20s, that in both cases it would have ended in divorce or worse long ago.

Absaroka

Ok Girls

I was with Mini since 1982. We have two great kids who accept me and since two years ago when I told Mini about me, she moved into a condo on the lake, but we are still married. I always do everything she asks and it's not out of the goodness of my heart. Trust me. This is not a joke. Her name is Domenica Maria and I won't post her last name. Her mother was Carmella.

Her Uncle Dicky, who had to leave town in a hurry, lives in Las Vegas. Mini's cousin Tommy told me that he went to Dicky's sisters wake in New York City a few years ago and there was a wall of flowers and a card that read "Our sincerest condolences from the Bonanno family."

My trash hauler DWD is James Galante. Diversified Waste Disposal. Our former Mayor here in Waterbury CT is Joe Santropietro, who went to jail for 8 years for corruption, met Mr. Galante in prison and was just arrested again and sentenced to another 18 months for racketeering. Google it if you think I'm lying.

Our State Senator, Mr. Deluca, was recently arrested for asking Mr. Galante to pay a visit to his son-in-law who was abusing his daughter and to "make him an offer he couldn't refuse." If I'm lying, I'm dying, ladies. Go Google the Waterbury Republican American.

I never watch the Sopranos. I have no need to. If I say no to Mini, I'll find out where Jimmy Hoffa is buried the hard way, girls. It's not easy being Italian. Dressing as a woman is the least of my worries, ladies. Hugs

Love
Jeannie

I had a Italian girlfriend sort of like that once only her connections were all Portugese. Very violent non the less. Somehow I managed to convince her that she wanted to dump me.

Absaroka