Christmas is just around the corner ladies. Sing along!

[Jeannie]

Hi girls
I'm in a parody mood and one of my favorites songs was parodied many times by other people but it perfect for us trannys. That old classic "Winter Wonderland" Thay don't write em' like they used to. Sing along girls! Make believe i'm Bitch Miller!

Winter Wonderland

As I sit by the fire
And indulge my desire
My black pantyhose
My nighty red rose
Walking' round in womens underwear

Now outside it's a snowin'
And my wife's out snow blowin'
I see her from here
She's ridin' John Deere
I'm in the house in women's underwear

There's the bell it must be my new high heels!
The UPS man looks so cute in brown
When I say "Is it for me!" he gets pale
And turns around and speeds right out of town

There's my wife who I'm not missin'
She didn't know who she was kissin'
I told her one day
She said"I'M NOT GAY!"
"GET OUT OF HERE IN WOMENS UNDERWEAR!"

It's the time of year for office parties
I always dress up just like Murphy Brown
Lola says "We're off to Jeannie's party"
It's perfect that our wives are out of town!

As I sit on the potty
And I drink my hot totty
Perusin' the sales
And doing my nails
Dressin' up in womens underwear

I know this one will make me an International star! I'm ready and dressed to the nines! Maybe I'll still talk to you gals when I hit the big time but don't count on it!

Love
Auntie Jeannie

[Stephanie W]

As only our Jeannie could. Here's to your 'rising star'

[Virginia]

Sung to the tune of "She's Gone on Round the Mountain!"
but is Christmas, party hardy -- girls!!!


Love,

Virginia

[CJ]

Hi all,

Jeannie, that was great! Thanks for the laugh. Keep 'em coming, Girl, keep 'em coming! Here were my own humble contributions from last year: A Christmas ditty... reworked CD style! I'll also try to come up with a few more in the coming month. Let's start up the Crossdressers Forum Christmas Choir and go caroling in our finest finery, eh!

Love,
CJ

[CJ]

Hi all,

A couple more:


Here Come Satin Bras (sung to the tune of Here Comes Santa Claus)

Here come satin bras!
Here come satin bras!
Straight from Petticoat Lane!

Bali and Chantelle and Lily of France
are sexier than Hanes.
Vogue's are clinging; Warner's, charming;
Olga's, shiny and bright.
Wear your stockings 'n' fasten your garters
'Cause satin bras're comin' tonight.

Here come satin bras!
Here come satin bras!
Straight from Petticoat Lane!

Vanity Fair, even Barely There,
I prefer to Calvin Klein's.
Wear those breast forms; you won't dangle
If the cup size fits you right.
Shave your chest and slip into panties,
'Cause satin bras're comin' tonight!


I'll Be "Joan" For Christmas (sung to the tune of I'll Be Home For Christmas)

I'll be "Joan" for Christmas
If my dress fits me.
I'll wear heels and pretty bows
and stunning corsetry.

Christmas Eve will find me
Straight'ning stocking seams.
I'll be "Joan" for Christmas
If only in my dreams.


It's The Best Crossdressing Time Of The Year (sung to the tune of It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year)

It's the best crossdressing time of the year
With the crinoline-swishing
And everyone telling you "Girl, that's too sheer!"
It's the best crossdressing time of the year.
It's the flounce-flounciest season of all,
With those high heels a-clicking in T-support meetings
Where girls have a ball.
It's the flounce-flounciest season of all.

There'll be toenails for painting,
Sheer nylons for tugging,
And the taking of many photos;
There'll be fabulous trannies
All decked out like grannies or
Starlets from long, long ago.

It's the best crossdressing time of the year.
There'll be much garter-snapping
And cleavages showing
Those D-cup brassieres;
It's the best crossdressing time of the year.

There'll be toenails for painting,
Sheer nylons for tugging,
And the taking of many photos;
There'll be fabulous trannies
All decked out like grannies or
Starlets from long, long ago.

It's the best crossdressing time of the year.
There'll be much garter-snapping
And cleavages showing
Those D-cup brassieres;
It's the best crossdressing time,
It's the best crossdressing time,
It's the best crossdressing time,
It's the best crossdressing time of the year!

Love,
CJ

[Carol Ann]

Oh my where do I buy these CD?

[DonnaT]

I WANT SOME PLASTIC SURGERY FOR CHRISTMAS
Parody of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

I want some some plastic surgery for Christmas
Only major silicone will do
So don't go and preach
That inner-beauty speech
I want some golden bozos that will stun you at the beach

It's augmentation surgery for Christmas
Some nip-and-tuckin' liposuction too
You're not so refined
To claim that love is blind
You'll keep your eyes wide open when I'm J.Lo from behind

I can see you now on Christmas morning
Gasping hard for air
You'll be thankin' Santa Claus
Once you've taken off the gauze
To find a South Beach Barbie standing there

I've no more desires
For pads and lifts and wires
My body is a temple so I need some taller spires

I'm not requesting tons
Of alterati-ons
Just give me a body that's like Pamela Anderson's

I want some some plastic surgery for Christmas
Some 37-Double-D's and then
A rhytidectomy
And a rhinoplasty
You'll slide up next to me
Sayin' man those boys are nasty

And man the nasty boys'll love me too!

[Stephanie W]

CJ, you missed your calling. All we need now are some lyrics for "I Saw Mommy Dressing Santa Claus"

Stephanie

[Jeannie]

Hi Girls
I love song parodies CJ. They're fun. We should have a song parody contest and the winner gets to send me 100 bucks. What a great idea! Hugs


Love
Jeannie

[CJ]

Hi all,

This one's for you, Stephanie.

I Saw Mommy Dressing Santa Claus (sung to the tune of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)

I saw Mommy dressing Santa Claus
In a dress and high heeled shoes and tights.
His cleavage was too deep,
His instep way too steep;
He thought that he was tucked
But his "reindeer" took a peep.

Then, I saw Mommy shaving Santa Claus;
He soon lost his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a joyful Christmas scene,
For Mommy appears so keen
To go dressing Santa Claus in tights.

Jeannie,

Get in touch with me; I'll give you my address so you can send me the $100. (I want it in Canadian funds, eh!)

Love,
CJ

[Absaroka]

Very funny everyone.

Absaroka

[SilverLady(SO)]

I love the songs, ladies . . . keep 'em coming, eh?!!

And CJ, you definitely missed your calling!

Hmmmm, methinks that Jeannie, Donna, & CJ should be sending the Forum $100 each for our 'publishing' their songs!! JUST KIDDING!!!!! (or was I???)

Love ya!

- SL

[Carol Ann]

Oh CJ what are we going to do with you?. I just love it.

[Jeannie]

Hi Girls.
You're a song parody animal CJ. Love it. You missed your calling and I missed the boat. The checks are on their way. You and Silver lady can consider it a Christmas present. I have to put money in my checking account so I dated it
12/ 24/2073. Do they have ATMs in cemetaries?
Mini told me she will still be working out at 80 and said" What will you be doing?" I replied "You're kidding arent you? I'll be dead 20 years!" Hugs.

Love
Auntie Jeannie

PS I'm still working on that devil doll house. It's a monkey on my back.
Hey Carol Ann. I'm a bit blue tonight. Reflex blue! I was running a job and smashed the blanket and had to change it. I won't have to put on nail polish tonight. My hands are a mess. I hate Reflex blue. Lucky I had on my Navy blue jumper.

[Virginia]

There is so much talent on this forum, I am surprised that Black Water has not recruited all of you!!!!!!

God bless us everyone!

Virginia