OK, Fergie, that's it! I want my dress back!

[CJ]

Seriously, folks, I don't know Fergie from LadyBird Johnson, but I'd give both my pinkies for this little black number she's wearing. And my thumbs, too, if I could make it look like that on me.

Love (and longing for black silk),
CJ

How CJ Lost Both Pinkies And Thumbs

[SilverLady(SO)]

CJ - I'm really sorry to hear that you lost your pinkies and thumbs!

OK, girlfriend, I won't fight you for that gorgeous dress . . . but I want those shoes (in my size, of course)!!

*Hugs*

- SL

[CJ]

Heh. SilverLady, there are enough diamonds on those shoes to finance Eddie Murphy's next three marriages.

Love,
CJ

[SilverLady(SO)]

Like I said, honey . . . I'll take the shoes!! This girl's no fool!

Love ya!!

- SL

[Amelie-Laveau]

I hate to be a bummer, but I don't like the dress all that much and the shoes,, I wouldn't be caught dead in shoes like that. OK, I'll take the shoes for the value of them and then sell them for cash and some proper shoes,, shoes that won't hurt when someone stomps on my toes. lol I need shoes that I can run in if I have to beat it.

OK,,OK,, I like the color of the dress. lol

[Stephanie W]

CJ, ask and you shall receive.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg25 ... ergie2.jpg

[Carol Ann]

CJ you look BEAUTIFUL!

[CJ]

Hi all,

Stephanie, that's hilarious. Thanks so much. (And to think I wouldn't ever be able to use PhotoShop again, were I pinkyless and thumbless! )

Thanks for the compliment, Carol Ann. As you can tell, I've got an expert, uh, image consultant, looking out for me.

Love,
CJ

[Ally]

Hi CJ,

For what it's worth, that's the image I have of you, not because of a photoshopped picture, but from what I've read of your posts, full of feeling which illustrates an inner beauty which surpasses what body we're in and that is the person we really are.

As Carol Ann said,

"CJ you look BEAUTIFUL!"

love Ally

[CJ]

What a sweet thing to say, Ally! Thanks so much. Comments like that used to make me blush... until I realized that there are so many folks here on this forum that fit that description; we are all colourful and sensitive "birds" flocking together. And the sky is wide open and of the bluest blue.

Thanks again, Ally.

Love,
CJ

[Virginia]

"First star to the right and straight on 'till mornin!"

You look delicious, hon!

Love ya,

Virginia

[Carol Ann]

Oh no Virgina,
Delicious?, now you wouldn't be planning on salt and peppering CJ up are you?.

Look if you and SL need a hand out I have 2" of fresh snow and a fresh kill and we are having steaks this evening. So there will be sweet potatoes from the garden along with greenbeans and collar greens on the table.

Now you'al come on down.

PS:
and no I didn't wear pink camo as it can be seen again the snow by you know who

PS, PS;
Jeannie,
Come on down girl and let me do the cooking for a change,

[SilverLady(SO)]

Carol Ann -

You just never know when Virginia and I will show up unannounced on your doorstep, hon . . . especially for some fresh steaks and good down-home cooking!

We might even be able to drag Jeannie out of her shop and have her tag along, too. That would certainly make for a very interesting dinner, don'tcha think!?!

Uh, thanks but no thanks on the snow offer . . . we'll let you keep it all to yourself!!

Love ya, girlfriend!!

*Hugs*

- SL

[Carol Ann]

Oh SL I am hurt, I am trying to share a little snow with you two and a hillybilly supper

[Jeannie]

Hi Carol Ann
I'll bring my son and his boyfriend Jason and their other Gay friends. Maybe I can get my son's friend Trevor's two Moms to tag along. His Mom has a killer Dodge Ram, Hemi ,club cab with dual rear wheels.It would be a reality show in the making.
She scares little Jeannie! Better have plenty of cold Buds for her and her Rottweiler, Butch. The keys and chain to her wallet is a nice touch. It goes perfectly with her mullet and flannel shirt.
If she reads this I'm dead woman walkin'!
I have to run. I don't want to miss the GG gowns on the Oscars. Hugs.

Love
Autie Jeannie