Womens' jeans vs. Mens' jeans vs. Michelle's Ephiphany
Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:48 am
Do any of you know how hard it is to find jeans that are made to fit fat & tall people at the same time? Sure, they make 'fat' jeans, but they make them for short folks. They make 'tall' jeans too, but those are usually for skinny folks.
So, we go to our old 'standby' stores...the ones where we find all our girl stuff, the Ross's, the Dress Barns, the Catos, the Maurices, the Macy's, the Sears & JC Penney's, the Parks Belks of the world...It's funny though, womens' jeans never really jumped out at me, saying 'buyyyyyy meeeeeee' the way something with beads & sequins would, the way a cami top and matching sheer 3/4 sleeve shirt would...
So I let my hair down in a figurative sense, and I tried on a few pairs on 18w's and 18w talls, and wouldn't you know it? I'll be a monkey's well dressed aunt if they don't fit. I was literally flabbergasted as I pulled a pair on yesterday in the store's dressing room, buttoning the waist, and having a single, solitary thought run through my head.
I should have done this a LONG time ago.
So I made up for it. I bought four pairs, in varying brands and cuts, and I'm as happy as the proverbial pig in slop.
Oh, and on a side note, go see 'Zombieland'. I went to see it yesterday afternoon with a friend...if you liked Shawn of the Dead, and miss Woody Harrelson's character from 'Natural Born Killers', Mickey Knox and 'Ash' from the 'Evil Dead' series, you'll love this movie. It's nothing that hasn't been tread upon in countless zombie movies before, but it's in a humorous, lighthearted tone, with a pace that will keep you laughing through the whole thing. My only two complaints with it? It's too short and it's not out on DVD yet.
So, we go to our old 'standby' stores...the ones where we find all our girl stuff, the Ross's, the Dress Barns, the Catos, the Maurices, the Macy's, the Sears & JC Penney's, the Parks Belks of the world...It's funny though, womens' jeans never really jumped out at me, saying 'buyyyyyy meeeeeee' the way something with beads & sequins would, the way a cami top and matching sheer 3/4 sleeve shirt would...
So I let my hair down in a figurative sense, and I tried on a few pairs on 18w's and 18w talls, and wouldn't you know it? I'll be a monkey's well dressed aunt if they don't fit. I was literally flabbergasted as I pulled a pair on yesterday in the store's dressing room, buttoning the waist, and having a single, solitary thought run through my head.
I should have done this a LONG time ago.
So I made up for it. I bought four pairs, in varying brands and cuts, and I'm as happy as the proverbial pig in slop.
Oh, and on a side note, go see 'Zombieland'. I went to see it yesterday afternoon with a friend...if you liked Shawn of the Dead, and miss Woody Harrelson's character from 'Natural Born Killers', Mickey Knox and 'Ash' from the 'Evil Dead' series, you'll love this movie. It's nothing that hasn't been tread upon in countless zombie movies before, but it's in a humorous, lighthearted tone, with a pace that will keep you laughing through the whole thing. My only two complaints with it? It's too short and it's not out on DVD yet.