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Thought I would share a few things that were in the latest issue, you may want to buy one!
4 Ways to Decode Men
1. What he eats:
coffee black = he's ambitious ( mine is with sugar does that count?)
lot of syrup = he's optimistic (I had a lot this morning)
2. His dog
lab = energetic and social
mutt = he's also a mix of personalities (Spunky is a Heinz 57 Pound puppy!)
3. Shoes
flipflops = fun loving, kinda free spirit
wingtips = likes his women ultra-feminine
4. Job
entrepreneur = you will never be bored if you enjoy roller coaster relationships
electricians = old-fashioned and chivalrous
musician = passionate and sexy!
Hey, its OK if you run out of good advice. Most people just want you to listen anyway.
Spring and summer styles:
White is IN skirts and tops and shoes
Lip gloss is OUT
INS: Wide belts - swishy dress - brazen bags - platforms - anything ruffled ( yeah!!!) - white anything shoes, bags, dresses,skirts, blouses,
Big Hair!
Valenatino Garavani "Valenatino" : Give yourself time to get ready, days if necessary; Keep your hair, makeup and accessories - simple! (boo!);Underdressing is often more stylish that is UNDER NOT "UN"DRESSING - come on girls!! : invest in a tailor; When in doubt WEAR RED!!! - we all know the last one!!!!!!!! the one accessory that can save any "fashion disaster!" no it is not a thong!!!
SMILE GIRLS JUST A BIG SINCERE WINNING SMILE!
SEVEN REASONS WOMEN SUCCEED AT WORK:
1. they know how to build relationships.
2. they always play fair ( at work ladies at work ----Only!)
3. they are diplomatic
4. they trust their "gut" ?women's intuition?
5. they can do it all - at the same time = expert multitasking!
6. are not afraid to show their feelings "crying? are you crying? there is no crying in baseball" from Tom Hanks and "A Team of Their Own!"
7. Women know there is life after work!!!
Men's bodies!\
55% like 5 o'clock shadow (but not on a crossdresser!)
66% like a little chest hair - see above!
88% don't mind "love handles" a good girdle can fix that - right!?
42% love a six pack of abs, BUT they are so rare it is not important. Like a set of "DD" so rare that they are not important! huh? who said that !!??
sexiest male muscle _ no not that it ain't a muscle - number 1 with a bullet 50% big arms = biceps! a far second - chest at 18%. legs and butt get a big 9%.
grooming your uh?............groin area!? 77% could care less! huh??
73% think a guy with a pedicure is too vain - what about it ?Girls?
83% have checked out a guys butt as he walked by -?but it only rates an 8% Women?????
13% say skinny legs are a turn off but BUT 87% don't even notice!
and finally the LAST one: Penis: 54% say too big or too small is "a deal breaker" what the hell does that mean!!! We have been told size does NOT matter at least that is what 46% of the women in this survey said!
Keep the faith girls!
Virginia
PS: Sorry about the editorializing

Please, Virginia - don't apologize about your 'editorializing' - - I was laughing so hard I was crying!! I have to get this issue asap!

Hmmm....I like all those 'sexiest male muscles' - - what happens if the male in question has ALL those glorious attributes?

I disagree with:
(a) not grooming the groin area - - sorry, this is highly important in my opinion!
(b) about the pedicure making a man too vain - - I think it shows he takes care of himself.
(c) checking out a guys' butt as he's walking by - - it rates high if you like nice, taut buns - and I do!
(d) I agree that skinny legs are definitely a turn-off, but I *do* notice!!
(e) penis size is not a deal-breaker - - size doesn't matter to this GG, because "...it's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Thanks for the information, Virginia - - and all the laughs!!



- SL