I was shopping this morning and saw a CD as I was on my way out. I was taking my couple of bags out of the cart and grabbing the reciept that I threw in my purse out of my purse so that it was in my hand as I walked past the reciept checker at the door. Reciept in-hand thay say "thanks have a nice day", no reciept in hand they ask to see it and mark it. So at this time I'm not looking at people or really paying attention to anything but why is my tomato juice not cooperating and rolling around the cart and not staying it the bag like well behaved juice should. As I'm not really looking at people, in my peripheral vision I see 4-5" black pumps and a black mini walk in. I glance up and there is a red tube top. It's morning, I'm functioning on only 3 cups of coffee and before my eyes even finish traveling up I thought that has to be a crossdresser outfit. 1/10th of a second to scan my eyes up and the face (with a critical eye) is a 50/50 pass in any other outfit, dead ringer 30feet away in that package. In any normal outfit that person would have walked right by me and never have been memorable.
I hope the staff there treats her as well as they always treated me.
What happened to the tomato juice you ask? Well it escaped as I was getting in the truck, rolled under a little silver honda and layed there mocking me.
I gave up went back in and bought another one.