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Carol Ann
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Re: Larger breasts

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I hope everyone takes this as it is mean just a fun thing I learned a couple of years ago. My wife lost her breast to cancer a long time ago and has worn forms all her live (never know the difference) but one day I picked up her bra and holy cow it weighed a ton, I ask her how in the heck she can wear them.

Much to my surprise she told me to try them on for fun so I did and OMG they are huge and very very heavy as she said go get dressed and wear them all day and like a dummy I smiled and said OK. Huge mistake girls beside weighting a ton and huge on me within a hour my back was hurting and the only fun part was I couldn't see my feet and them boobies got in my way most of the day.

Lesson learned, I will stay with my 36C forms which are more fitting to my size and weight and I don't look like two watermelon walking down the street. So if you want to blend in going out DON"T oversize your load rotf
Anthony Simon
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Re: Larger breasts

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Great story. Not the same, but kind of related:- The UK drag queen Danny La Rue once had a woman take her top off and flash her breasts. "These are real", she said in exasperation. "Yeah, but at least I can take mine off at night", replied Danny.
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Eileen (SO)
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Re: Larger breasts

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There are a lot of questions I have for you, Carol Ann. The wife lost both breasts? Sounds like it, so sad. I'm sure at some point, you knew the difference. These are mastectomy inserts in a pocket type bra? There is no history of breast cancer in my family, but larger breasts are more difficult to examine by mammogram. So, it's always a concern.

But really? They weigh a ton? :) If she lost her breasts, she had a choice of size then. Guessing she went with what she was used to. That is a curious thought for a woman, given a do over on breast size and she kept with her larger size. Keep in mind that forms sitting in a bra on the front of your chest would seem to weigh much more than the same tissue mass imbedded within the body.
It is impossible to weigh a woman's breast accurately since they are attached to the body. Sometimes I wonder what the girls weigh. But there is no point knowing as I have little choice anyway. Doubt if they weigh anywhere close to a ton though. You get used to wearing your own body.

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