The craziest thing you have ever done while enfemme.

[Estefania]

Along Donna's nails post... I have the feeling I mentioned it recently but...

I had visited a friend in New Hampshire and while there I had got a lovely french manicure (in my own long nails). Since I'm not good at nail polishing, when I was going to be flying from Boston to Atlanta, since I didn't want to mess up my nails, and since I really didn't feel like flying en femme (been there, done that), I kept my nicely manicured fingernails untouched while flying to Atlanta as a guy. No, it wasn't in the middle of the winter, so no globes/mittens or jackets to hide my hands into.
Not sure who may have noticed (other than obviously the lady at the check in counter and people who I had to handle my ticket/boarding pass to) but there were no comments as far as I was able to tell.

Having said that, I have noticed men with long, long fingernails in the past who I thought were musicians or who are obviously from a different culture, but none of them with an obvious french manicure. :D

Gaby

[Emily]

Was contemplating posting this because it may not actually fit the theme - it didn't happen while I was necessarily out en femme, but hey, why not..?

I was out with the SO one night at our favourite club and like usual, ended up at an afterparty. As the night turned into the wee hours of the morning, people were leaving until eventually, I was the only guy left. The girls decided that for the rest of the night, it should only be girls. This meant that it was time for me to go... No big deal... But before I left, my SO said that she was cold and wanted to wear my pants. She was wearing a plaid, school girl, micro mini skirt. She told me to wear her skirt home and let her wear my pants. My inside voice was going crazy... YES! SURE! OF COURSE!

So, we got changed. The other girls were impressed! "Oh, I can't believe he would do that for you...", "Oh, he must love you so much to do that...", "Oh, I wish I could have someone who would do that for meeee...". My SO didn't say anything, but she gave me a look... one that said, "I know this isn't a hardship for you, that you want to do this, but I won't tell... you can be the hero tonight".

So, the hero I was... and was feeling pretty good! I called a cab, waited outside in the early morning hours... God, I can only imagine what I must have looked like, but I didn't care. I'm sure the amount of alcohol consumption I had also contributed to the carefree attitude, LOL!

The cab shows up, the driver was clearly perplexed, but didn't say anything... just sort of eyed me from the rearview mirror the whole car ride. But, made it home... went straight for the couch, didn't even bother to take off the skirt. Passed right out.

SO got home later... really don't know what time it was, but first thing she noticed was me sleeping in her skirt. It was fun up until that point. Not sure what happened exactly after that though... its all very blurry, but I don't think she was too impressed with me when she saw me there. It was fun while it lasted though - and yes, for me at the time, just a little CRAY-ZEEE, LOL!

[Eloise]

Yesterday I was on a day off in a hotel and had taken my things with me. I dressed up and got prepeared to go out but I was so scared, there were two young girls in reception and since I still consider my self etherosexual it was a big deal for me to walk infront of this two girls and say hello. So to feel backed up i logged into the chat and it was Denisse_Love there and Savine, we talked a little and at some moment decided to say bye girls, I'm going out! and I thought, WTF! I'm going out, i'm here ready, I wont lose this ocassion in this lovely city! I walked across reception, looked at the girls with an smile, and kept walking. Western Road was buzzing with people, walked all the way to Kemp Town, crossing lots of people in the way... I was thinking "OMG! what I'm doing!!!??" until now, I had always chosed lonely places with litle life, but this was DIFFERENT ! I stardted to see many people just didn't realise... young girls have an eye for detecting us, but otherwise. Some guys would look at me while passing bye, cause I was weraing a sexy atire and because they were paying atention and I was close enough, then they would realise and look other way... hahahah, the fright inside them !! I arrived to this fantastic trans pub, The Quens Arms and it was just so good! I had a glass of wine, and there was loads of weird people just like me I met a grup of guys... mix of gay, straight, a girl, and me... we had such a laugh! we singed Xmas songs and talked... I was a great night at the end. I was so happy to hav had the courage to do this The people I met were fantastic human beings. And that's it!! I will post a pic of thenight

[Anthony Simon]

Congrats, Eloise. Brighton...?

[Eloise]

Brighton indeed !!!!!

[Hanna]

It's great to be able to go out and be accepted..

[Bernice]

Wow! What a great thread!

My craziest confession while enFemme? I'm struggling...

I've been swimming alone - which is not recommended. Come to think of it, with stormy weather nearby. Even more not recommended.

I've ridden a motorcycle (slacks, boots, gloves, and hair out the back of the helmet). ...in broad daylight.

I've ridden a girl's bicycle (alone) some distance very late at night in a dress...

I've ridden a bicycle (alone) some distance on a public trail in broad daylight, wearing a gymsuit, bra, sweats and wig.

I purchased a meal at a drive through once.

I once had to stop at a truck weigh station (in a rental truck). It was raining and thankfully they weren't in a mood to come for a close look.

I've roller skated in a leotard, pantyhose, and skating skirt, in a large room where I worked, after hours, but with huge windows and no curtains.

I had a short gig once doing production darkroom work, and I was en-femme when the boss came to get a status report. "It'll be a few minutes"... :-)

Post 9/11/01 I took photos that I posted on my gallery, at a public airport.

I've posted all of this here and now. Does that count as crazy?

Hugs,

Bernice

[Estefania]

Bernice, only that?

Wow! That's awesome! Now, you were supposed to post only the craziest, but I guess if I had been you, I would also had have trouble deciding which one was the craziest!

Makes me feel I have been living a sheltered life. Actually, haven't done most of those as a guy either. Not the motorcycle rider myself. But you reminded me of a few things that felt really crazy at the time for sure. Like taking a two weeks road trip not packing a single stitch of guy's clothes. Of course for our tg/ts sisters living FT as a woman that is nothing. But it would be comparing apples to oranges right? Also felt crazy at the time once I went to NYC to spend the weekend with cd/tg friends from a chat room (Anybody remembers Donna's Den, with the Pink Room and the Open Chat rooms?) I had bought my tickets through Priceline so my return flight departed EWR at 7am on Sunday... So, had to rush leaving whatever club we were at that Saturday night and go out to the street to catch a cab, getting to the hotel to pick up my stuff and change clothes as much as I could so I was flying as a guy (Later thought it would have been a lot easier on me if I had flown enfemme) and making it to the airport on time to catch my flight. Couple trips to MSP flying enfemme (And then I really realized that even if I could, I wouldn't do it again...) but have to say that the fly back to Memphis from MSP the second time around I had a very nice conversation with an older lady... One of those times when you can tell 100% for sure that you are not only passing, but you are being accepted as a woman. It was such a pleasant conversation... at the end while we were walking towards the baggage claim she pointed out to a guy with two kids (I had told her I was married and had two kids) and asked me if that was them coming to pick me up to the airport. I bet the guy would have got the shock of his life if I had played along and just go there and hug him and kiss them! *laugh*

Yeah, we do some crazy stuff...

Photo at the MSP aiport... http://i.imgur.com/fkGzjPi.jpg
Gaby

[Penelope Carol]

I had to do something "not recommended" on Monday night after meeting with some friends at a pub about a mile or so from here. The guy who usually gives me a lift home wasn't out and the only friend present who was driving didn't have room in her car. So, I walked all the way home alone, after midnight, in a dress and a floral print parka. Guess what? I got home safely!

[Katrina]

Not nearly as crazy, but...

Been clothes shopping for your "evil twin" (guy self) enfemme?

"Well, we are about the same size"

Gaby

That is my favorite saying if any sales assistant asks me when I am hanging around the ladies section at the local department store. I tell them that my partner is actually 2 inches taller than me, but slimmer, which equates to about my size (funny that).
From there, you can go a bit more in depth with the SA as to what women really like, as you tell her you really want the best for your loving partner. Given her rather boring job, she will more than likely open up about what women really like, and given that it is just your everyday department store, it won't cost you a fortune.
Just remember to be eternally thankful to her, and that she has absolutely made your day, and all will be great.