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Saw this on another list.

Merry Christmas, Projectors!

Just in time for the holidays is one of my oldie but goodie song rewrites.
Eartha Kitt's classic Christmas song 'Santa Baby' has always been a
favorite of mine, and one day while listening to it I got the idea to
rewrite it with transgender themed words..
So once again it's time to fire up the iPod's, download the music to
Eartha Kitt's classic song and sing along with Moni's new lyrics.

Santa Baby (Transgender Version)
Sung to the tune of Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt

Santa Baby, just slip some hormones under the tree,
For me.
Been an awful good girl, Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa Baby, I need some electrolysis, too
I do.
I'll wait up for you dear, Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa I am being dissed.
'Cause I was born a mister and
Not born a miss
Next year, I'll be really good
If you'll check off
my surgery wish list
Santa Baby, I want lipo to make me look hot
Why not?
Been an angel all year, Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa, Honey, one little thing
I really need, indeed
Round trip tickets on an airline, Santa Baby.
So hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa Cutie, an early date for my SRS
Please check.
Kunaporn will be fine, Santa Cutie,
And hurry down the chimney tonight.
After my recovery,
I'll need to change my name from Ted to Tiffany.
I really do believe in you.
Let's see if you believe in me.
Santa Baby, please remove the ding-a-ling,
By spring.
I don't want it no more, Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.
Hurry down the chimney tonight.
Hurry . . . Tonight
http://www.bilerico.com/2008/12/santa_b ... ersion.php

good
Leeza

Here's a good one from the past

http://crossdressers-haven.com/forums/v ... php?t=6032