Imagination...Blessing or curse?
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:54 am
Hello ladies. Last night I was speaking to to another gal about group meetings I asked if she dressed for it. She said that she does dress to and from. With my luck I can picture what would happen.
I would spend 1 1/2 hours getting all dolled up, jump in my car and start driving. Half way there I would be stopped by a Stae Trooper for speeding. The next thing you know I'm at police headquarters being booked.
The next morning in my hometown paper the headline reads"City crossdressing printer held without bond" I end up in court the next week and the Judge(a man) says "Please stand Jeannie. You have been charged with a most seriuos offense. DWD-DRIVING WHILE DRESSED If found guilty of the charges I'm forced to impose the mandatiry sentence of life in the closet" I glance over at the jury who are all men. .I say to myself"Jeannie girl start packing. I hope prison blues come in pink!"
To my surprise the jury finds me not guilty. As I'm leaving the courtroom I pass the jury and overhear the jury forman say"OK ladies,what color panties do we all have on today? I'm being naughty and going commando" OK jeannie! Talk about a stacked jury!
Such a relief. All I could think about was the words to a Paul Simon song. "Well I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers,still crazy after all these years...OOOOOOH still crazy after all....these....years. Have a great day ladies. Hugs and Kisses!
Jove
Jeannie.
I would spend 1 1/2 hours getting all dolled up, jump in my car and start driving. Half way there I would be stopped by a Stae Trooper for speeding. The next thing you know I'm at police headquarters being booked.
The next morning in my hometown paper the headline reads"City crossdressing printer held without bond" I end up in court the next week and the Judge(a man) says "Please stand Jeannie. You have been charged with a most seriuos offense. DWD-DRIVING WHILE DRESSED If found guilty of the charges I'm forced to impose the mandatiry sentence of life in the closet" I glance over at the jury who are all men. .I say to myself"Jeannie girl start packing. I hope prison blues come in pink!"
To my surprise the jury finds me not guilty. As I'm leaving the courtroom I pass the jury and overhear the jury forman say"OK ladies,what color panties do we all have on today? I'm being naughty and going commando" OK jeannie! Talk about a stacked jury!
Such a relief. All I could think about was the words to a Paul Simon song. "Well I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers,still crazy after all these years...OOOOOOH still crazy after all....these....years. Have a great day ladies. Hugs and Kisses!
Jove
Jeannie.