very, very nervous
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:42 pm
yesterday I was flying from Green Bay out to PA for Thanksgiving.
When I got to the security at the airport, the TSA guy about had a meltdown. I was wearing a nice floral skirt with a sweater I picked up on sale a few weeks ago, and heels with black nylons. So he had some trouble deciding I was a guy and which button he should push on the millimeter wave detector. Then the machine flagged a few things, so he needed to do a pat down. He was trying really really hard to find someone else to do it for him, but they weren't bailing him out, his supervisor just looked at him like "you know what you need to do, just shut up and do it." The lady assisting asked me about 4 times if I wouldn't really rather prefer to have a private screening, so eventually I let them off, and said "yes, maybe it would be best."
So I went in the back room with the TSA guy and a witness. He spent about 5 minutes explaining every single thing he was going to do, although I think I knew more about the procedure than he did
. Finally he got on with it, sweating and scared to death the whole time. And like the total b!\(h I am, I had no mercy on him and didn't make it any easier
I suppose I could have been really bad, but I was amused enough just watching him suffer through it. Ultimately, he did fine and survived the ordeal, but it was really stressful for him 
When I got to the security at the airport, the TSA guy about had a meltdown. I was wearing a nice floral skirt with a sweater I picked up on sale a few weeks ago, and heels with black nylons. So he had some trouble deciding I was a guy and which button he should push on the millimeter wave detector. Then the machine flagged a few things, so he needed to do a pat down. He was trying really really hard to find someone else to do it for him, but they weren't bailing him out, his supervisor just looked at him like "you know what you need to do, just shut up and do it." The lady assisting asked me about 4 times if I wouldn't really rather prefer to have a private screening, so eventually I let them off, and said "yes, maybe it would be best."
So I went in the back room with the TSA guy and a witness. He spent about 5 minutes explaining every single thing he was going to do, although I think I knew more about the procedure than he did