Corrupt Wish Game

Kandis · Post by **Kandis** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:17 pm

Granted, but without the release of stress that anger often allows, peoples heads begin exploding.

I wish this workday would finish soon so I could go home and get dressed up all pretty and have a nice evening as Kandis.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:24 am

By the time you get this you will have been 'dressed up all pretty and had a nice evening as Kandis.' so Granted no buts.

I wish that my 5 O'clock shadow wouldn't turn up at about 1:30 in the afternoon!

Kandis · Post by **Kandis** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:57 pm

Granted, but you're stuck living at the South pole where the days last 6 months.

I wish this were another three day weekend for me.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:56 am

granted but it is followed by a 10 day work week

I wish I wasn't going tie shopping this week-end

Jane Eyre · Post by **Jane Eyre** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:09 am

granted but if you didn't have a fetish for purple ties with orange polka dots, you would not have to go shopping.

I wish there were no people in the world who are so hung up on their own ego they cannot stand criticism.....

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:09 am

Granted but you've now put all the critics out of work.
Hey girls this is getting a bit heavy!

I wish I could go to the salon tomorrow for a proper manicure.

ps. - Why is it called a manicure when it would be much more accurate to call it a girlicure

Kandis · Post by **Kandis** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:11 am

Granted, but your nail tech is a brand new graduate and has no idea how to properly trim your cuticles.

((Manicure is called such because it deals with your Manual Digits (fingers))).

I wish I hadn't received the call this AM telling me that one of my dear friends is no longer with us.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:26 pm

Really sorry about your friend Kandis. I cannot grant your wish no matter how much I wish I could.
Kay

Please will someone start this thread again with a new wish.

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:32 pm

Kandis, my condolences on the loss of your friend.

I wish that all my framing orders came in on time and in perfect condition.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:36 am

Thanks SL

Granted but they are all upside down and back-to-front.

I wish I could go wing-walking in a white summer dress at the next local air display!

Kandis · Post by **Kandis** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:54 am

Granted, but you forget to wear a slip and the sun is behind you the whole time.

I wish my boss would let me go home for the day.

Kay · Post by **Kay** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:57 am

Granted but you are chained to your desk and have to take it with you!

I wish Cs holiday wardrobe included my little black number and a pair of black stilettos

Jane Eyre · Post by **Jane Eyre** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:12 am

Granted but they would be made out of paper mache

I wish Admins were people

- - Edited to replace the all-caps typing with upper/lower case . . . please do not shout at the Forum, we can 'hear' you quite well, thank you!!

- SilverLady(SO), Site Administrator

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:59 pm

Granted, because the Site Admins already *are* people, but now we are also part bionic!

I wish that the cost of gasoline would drop at least $1.00/gallon . . . it's getting expensive to have an outing on our boat!

Kandis · Post by **Kandis** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:49 am

Granted, but the government adds a $1.00 per gallon tax on things like boats and RV's as luxury items.

I wish I could afford to comletely fill my trucks gas tank.