Had dream the other night and in it I got a job as an astronaut.
Well I turned up at space camp for my training. the instructor said can you type, I replied yes.
Then he said can you spell your name, I replied Yes. he then informed me that my training was complete and that the launch was tomorrow.
Well the following day got into the space rocket and got strapped in when I noticed a monkey sat beside me.
The command blast off came over the intercom and the monkey pressed the red button and off we went.
When in orbit the monkey typed his name into the computer and his list of instructions came up. It said due to your high IQ once in orbit you will go twice round the world then re enter the atmosphere at 62 degrees discharge any remaining fuel check oxygen/ hydrogen mix and make sure that ther is at least 28% oxygen then at 1500 feet deploy the chutes and once in the sea start up homing beacon and the navy will rescue you.
I thought that that was a lot of instructions for a monkey and dreaded what mine would say with only 10 minutes training but I was the higher life form. so I typed in my name and waited and waited when all of sudden the computer sprung into life. It said here are your instructions FEED THE MONKEY!
Life as an astronaut.
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