Another parrot - apparently his name is Sam

[KathyB]

A man walked into a pet shop looking for a new pet. The shopkeeper came over and began trying to sell him a dog when the man noticed a parrot with a string attached to each leg. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, "Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, 'Polly wanna cracker'. If you pull the left string he says, 'My name is Sam' ". The man (being inquisitive) tried each string and thought it really neat, but was still curious. So when he asked what would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up,"I'd fall off the perch you idiot!!!"

[SilverLady(SO)]

- SL