Jury of my peers?????

Georgia(SO) · Post by **Georgia(SO)** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:02 pm

So, he comes dancing through the house this afternoon in a cute little tank top and daisy-dukes and smiles and says "Look! I can still get into a size 2"!

Yep. That's what I want. A jury of my peers....

-g(so)

Lisbeth · Post by **Lisbeth** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:56 pm

Thanks for the laugh. I just got such a visual of the look on your face it made me laugh.
Lisbeth

ShamrockFaerie(SO) · Post by **ShamrockFaerie(SO)** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:25 am

Georgia - I can relate. Joe is athletic and GORGEOUS. we made Jennifer up last night (no wig yet, but we shaved the beard off and did makeup) and she's prettier than me, the b*tch! LOL! Also, she has great legs. I might make him leave them hairy just so no one notices my cellulite.... They'll all be looking at his leg hair! J/k of course. But why oh why should my husband be a prettier, more shapely woman than me?

So wrong.

-Tiffany

KathyB · Post by **KathyB** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:08 pm

Georgia: Size 2?!? That's SO not fair.

Tiffany: Jennifer's prettier than you? That is TOTALLY not fair.

Big

hugs to both of you.

Denise Douglas · Post by **Denise Douglas** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:17 pm

Yep, that's what my wife would want if I did something like that, a jury of her peers! Except a size two for me wouldn't ever happen in this lifetime. Denise

Absaroka · Post by **Absaroka** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:47 am

I thought it was suggested somewhere that a CD make an effort never to be prettier than their SO..........

Absaroka

KathyB · Post by **KathyB** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:30 am

Absaroka: You're right, but the difference here is that Tiffany did Jennifer's makeup and made the evaluation.

Lisa(SO) · Post by **Lisa(SO)** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:34 pm

I too need a jury of my peers! Elayne has the most amazing legs and eyes. UGH!!! I do find myself wanting her to look perfect though.

Virginia · Post by **Virginia** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:32 pm

Well according to who? Jenny Craig? I can eat myself into a size 2, so I guess I had better get on the phone right now and start ordering that food that they will deliver right to my door! Wow, I can hardly wait, a size 2

I saw a size "0-0" the other day, maybe I will take a shot at that!?

Well I "googled" a size 0-0 and it evidently means that when you reach the first "0" you disappear and the second "0" means you reappear in a parallel universe where everyone wears a size 2!

Go for it!

Virginia

CJ · Post by CJ » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:18 am

Hmmm... okay, is that "a jury of my peers," Georgia? or "a pury of my jeers"? A size 2 DH ought to be illegal, methinks.

Love,
CJ

ShamrockFaerie(SO) · Post by **ShamrockFaerie(SO)** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:49 am

I should say.... Jennifer is prettier than me EXCEPT FOR HER PORES!

Man pores. Ugh. Guys. EXFOLIATE PLEASE!!!

I know they don't have much practice or training..... We'll have to work on that.....

Oh, and after Joe shaves, Jennifer has about 45 minutes to look her best before Joe's beard becomes obvious. HIs hair grows REALLY fast. Obviously we don't want to wax his face, but is there some other way to remove facial hair (not permanently) that will last longer?

Joe loves his beard, but it looks kind of funny on Jennifer.

He doesn't want to get rid of it completely and would like to be able to grow it when he wants it. There must be a solution to this dilemma.

Also, I found a way to make Joe's "man" hair look very feminine. It requires some work with a curling iron and LOTS of hairspray, but if I do it just right he looks like he has a little pixie haircut..... I can even blend his sideburns. He said he doesn't necessarily want a wig (my hair is very long and he wants to seperate his femininity from mine) but he wants to look feminine. After doing his hair, I almost want to get my hair cut short like that and buy him a wig. It was really cute.

Jealous of his hair, his size, and his eyelashes..... But I have boobs and a uterus! YAY! I win!

Absaroka · Post by **Absaroka** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:42 am

Not only that but you're pregnant. So it's not even a contest.

Absaroka

Post by **DonnaT** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:54 am

ShamrockFaerie(SO) wrote: Oh, and after Joe shaves, Jennifer has about 45 minutes to look her best before Joe's beard becomes obvious. HIs hair grows REALLY fast. Obviously we don't want to wax his face, but is there some other way to remove facial hair (not permanently) that will last longer?

Aveeno Positively Smooth Shaving Gel
and
Aveeno Positively Smooth Moisturizer

It retards the hair growth after 4-8 weeks of continued use, for many of us. My 5'Oclock shadow arrives the next morning, but I've a light beard anyway. His mileage may vary.

ShamrockFaerie(SO) · Post by **ShamrockFaerie(SO)** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:35 pm

Thanks Donna! We'll definitely check that out. Devy (our Daughter) uses all Aveeno stuff.... From sunscreen to diaper rash ointment. We absolutely LOVE the brand.