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Carolynn
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If I am in the woods or fields surveying, often I am standing. I find it preferrable to spending the time looking for a decent place to squat, and then still find the back of the jeans wet when you stand up. If we are operating from a base, with a noontime return, I usually set up a bathroom with a commode seat on a tree fall or a quad brace, if we didn't remember to bring the camp potty, especially if we have a mixed gender crew (my preference, as it keeps things more civilized most of the time). In public toilets, I use a stall and sit, and sit at home. Less mess and no splash to speak of. Consequently, the seat is always down.
Yes I wash my hands, jeeze, do ya' think we are heathens in cowboy land? Don't answer that!!!
Speaking of which:
Three executives were using the public bathroom during a break from a meeting. There was only one urinal, and each was waiting their turn. The first in line did his business, then went to the sink and thoroughly washed his hands and then did the doctor rinse. He saw the others looking at him and boasted "I'm a graduate of Harvard. They taught us to have very clean personal habits." The second exec. finished his turn at the urinal, and carefully washed only the hand he had used to go to the john. Turning to the other two, he boasted, I'm a graduate of the University of California. They taught us to be conscious of our environment and not be wasteful." The third guy, in a cowboy hat, finished his job at the urinal, set his hat and headed for the door. The others said, "Hey, aren't you gonna wash up?" He just grinned and said, "Nope, I graduated from the University of Texas. They taught us not to pee on our hands."
Barrummmph Tump!!!!! Ting!!
Yes I wash my hands, jeeze, do ya' think we are heathens in cowboy land? Don't answer that!!!
Speaking of which:
Three executives were using the public bathroom during a break from a meeting. There was only one urinal, and each was waiting their turn. The first in line did his business, then went to the sink and thoroughly washed his hands and then did the doctor rinse. He saw the others looking at him and boasted "I'm a graduate of Harvard. They taught us to have very clean personal habits." The second exec. finished his turn at the urinal, and carefully washed only the hand he had used to go to the john. Turning to the other two, he boasted, I'm a graduate of the University of California. They taught us to be conscious of our environment and not be wasteful." The third guy, in a cowboy hat, finished his job at the urinal, set his hat and headed for the door. The others said, "Hey, aren't you gonna wash up?" He just grinned and said, "Nope, I graduated from the University of Texas. They taught us not to pee on our hands."
Barrummmph Tump!!!!! Ting!!
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The simple answer first: in guy mode, I almost always stand up.
All dressed up, gee, I'm all over the map. Most of the time I'll sit down, 'cause there's all this CLOTHING to deal with. But I've been known to stand, especially at home. Thing that amazes me is how long it can take to get everything back in place again, peel the toilet paper off the back of my heel, make sure the slip's not showing, blah, blah. A simple function turns into a fifteen-minute ordeal.
All dressed up, gee, I'm all over the map. Most of the time I'll sit down, 'cause there's all this CLOTHING to deal with. But I've been known to stand, especially at home. Thing that amazes me is how long it can take to get everything back in place again, peel the toilet paper off the back of my heel, make sure the slip's not showing, blah, blah. A simple function turns into a fifteen-minute ordeal.
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