This one's been vexing and perplexing me since I first stumbled across it. Honestly, I think my choice would be the nearest female equivalent of . . . me. I don't know which "entertainer, celebrity or public figure in the history of civilization" I would resemble, but I've got a possible description of her . . .
45 years of age; 5'6"; 147 lbs.; thick, brown, wavy-to-curly hair; greenish eyes; discernable eyebrows; long eyelashes; slender nose; maybe a wee bit hirsute; perhaps slightly overendowed . . .
The age, hair, eyes, eyebrows, eyelashes and nose are pretty much direct from yours truly (well, the hair does have a gray strand or two now); the height and weight are simply scaled from mine, using a few statistics I found in a Google search; I'm way more furry even than most males - I don't think I'd escape that entirely, even as a female; and I'm speculating on the "endowment" part - my younger and older sisters were . . . not shortchanged, shall we say.
Any ideas?
-Celia
Only the young die young.