Thinking on your feet

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Thinking on your feet

Post by Carolynn »

Oooooooooo......... to think so quickly.

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
:lol:
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