Taking the bus

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Carol Elizabeth
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Taking the bus

Post by Carol Elizabeth »

I went out with some friends last night and tied one on. I got really plastered. Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took the bus home.

I arrived safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before.
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