Bra's got religion?

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:54 am

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. "

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually,even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from ."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:
"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. .

The Catholic type supports the masses;

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;

The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, and DD are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time
You became informed!

(A} Almost
{B} Barely
{C} Can't Complain
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!

Erica S · Post by **Erica S** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:13 am

Carolynn,

Cute, Very Cute.

And I am Bapitst, what is that telling everyone!

Hugs,

Erica

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:42 am

Love it!!

Ralitsa · Post by **Ralitsa** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:17 am

I like it.
This afternoon I went with a guy I work with to Victorias Secret to get some stuff for his wife (he is visiting in the US and needs some gifts).
At first he was considering a bra and panty set, so I was giving him my opinions on all of that. But he wasn't too sure of his wifes bra size (even though I had the sales lady bring out the coversion chart). I tried to subtly suggest what her size most likely is, without giving away that I happen to have some personal experience in the subject.
I don't know if he wondered why I had such knowledge and interest in the subject of bras and panties. It's funny though how most guys are afraid of lingerie, like they might catch girl germs.