Paddy and Mary

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Julie Dawn
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Paddy and Mary

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Paddy and Mary went to a counselor after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problems are Mary had a list of issues, neglect, loneliness, and being unloved.
After some discussion the therapist got up, walked round his desk and asked Mary to stand. He unbuttoned her blouse, caressed her breasts and kissed her full on the lips, while Paddy watched.
“This is what your wife needs three time a week. Can you do this?” He asked.
Paddy thought for a moment and said, “I can drop her off here Mondays and Wednesdays, but Fridays I play golf”.
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