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Carolynn
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Mildred got into the car with Phyllis and they headed for their favorite shopping center.

Mildred was horrified when she saw the light ahead turn yellow and Phyllis made no attempt at slowing down. She just drove right thru the light.

Mildred also noticed that Phyllis kept taking HER half of the road out of the middle....almost colliding with oncoming vehicles.

A few minutes later......after Phillis had run THREE more red lights, Mildred screamed at Phillis~

"MY GOD!!! What's wrong with you???? Are you on drugs???? You've run 5 red lights and almost hit 7 cars!!!!!"

"What??? I thought YOU were driving!!!"
"It’s not given to anyone to have no regrets; only to decide, through the choices we make, which regrets we’ll have,"
David Weber – In Fury Born
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I am a physically male person that likes to wear feminine clothes at times.
Just trying keep a balance for my self along with keeping my wife and kids in mind.
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The same thing happened to me in an airplane. Oh, there were no stop lights, and no painted lines, but when my passenger put us in a 55 degree bank, I made some comment about how brave she was. It was then she said that she had stopped flying minutes ago.

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Bernice
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