A Visit to the Doctor's Office

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A Visit to the Doctor's Office

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An elderly couple go to the Dr.'s office and ask him to watch them making love. The doctor surprised at this request reluctantly agrees
The couple proceed to undress, then make love as the doctor looks on. After which the couple ask the doctor did he see anything wrong in their love making. The doctor replies, " No ", everything seems normal and fine.
The couple thanks the doctor and ask " How much do we owe you ". The doctor, not ever having this happen before in his practice doesn't know what to charge them says, " Pay the cashier $10.00 ".
The next week the same couple comes back and ask the doctor to observe them again. With the same outcome they pay the $10.00 and leave. This goes on for weeks on end until the doctor can no longer contain his curiosity and ask the couple why they keep coming back when he has told them that he sees nothing wrong with their love making.
The couple tells the doctor, " we can't go to his house because his wife is there and we can't go to my house because my husband is there ". And the motel charges $69.00 for a room. You charge us only $10.00 and Medicare reimbursts us $37.50.
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CharLee wrote:An elderly couple go to the Dr.'s office and ask him to watch them making love. The doctor surprised at this request reluctantly agrees
The couple proceed to undress, then make love as the doctor looks on. After which the couple ask the doctor did he see anything wrong in their love making. The doctor replies, " No ", everything seems normal and fine.
The couple thanks the doctor and ask " How much do we owe you ". The doctor, not ever having this happen before in his practice doesn't know what to charge them says, " Pay the cashier $10.00 ".
The next week the same couple comes back and ask the doctor to observe them again. With the same outcome they pay the $10.00 and leave. This goes on for weeks on end until the doctor can no longer contain his curiosity and ask the couple why they keep coming back when he has told them that he sees nothing wrong with their love making.
The couple tells the doctor, " we can't go to his house because his wife is there and we can't go to my house because my husband is there ". And the motel charges $69.00 for a room. You charge us only $10.00 and Medicare reimbursts us $37.50.
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This reminds me of the story of the little old lady who goes into see her doctor and says
" Doctor, I'm a bit embarrassed about this but my husband and I aren't enjoying our sex life like we used to"
"How old are you?"
"87"
"and how old is your husband?"
"93"
"right, and when did you first start noticing this problem?"
"Once last night and twice again this morning"
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..^.. :thumbsup:
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