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Cassandra Lynn
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Got a chuckle from this one......

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Came across this yesterday and thought immediately of my friend Karin.......

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I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, it's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

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Re: Got a chuckle from this one......

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One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!


In the UK people sometimes say "Don't keep me in suspenders" for "Don't keep me in suspense". Which, if you replace one with the other above, does produces a not-untrue line for this not entirely old CD.
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Ooh, I mean awww, um wait !?! I mean hey!!!! Whaddya mean you thought of me????

It can't possibly be me that wrote this cos I got stuck on the B267 after I left Sane on my way to Barking.

All my wheels fell off sometime back. :P Wibble
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I must share this with the others! =D>
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You were lost, you need the A205, the A 124 or the A13 to get to Barking or course the B267 is the Excise Duty Return for Tobacco Licensees, you were probably confused by this
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