some shorties

[Debbie Jean]

Now I think it’s time for some “shorties”.

One afternoon I heard my wife screaming from the garage: “Honey, honey!! I’ve got a bee in my car! I calmly replied: “Everybody’s gotta’ be somewhere.”

A bumper sticker I spotted on a shiny new black BMW said: “My other car is a Ford
Pinto”. Really?

Another bumper sticker I spotted recently: “My dog has better manners than your kid”.
Gotta love that one!

Toward the end of his life it was rumored that Saddam Hussein wanted to divorce his wife Sajida in order to marry Ruth, his high school sweetheart. I think the reason he wanted to do that was because he was sick and tired of everybody calling him a ruthless dictator.

While a local residential letter carrier was making his rounds, he encountered a man
sitting in a lawn chair in his front yard, with a dog sleeping on the ground beside him.
The letter carrier asked: “Does your dog bite?” The resident said: “No”. With that the
letter carrier bent down to pet the dog. When he did that the dog attacked him, biting
his hand. The letter carrier said: “I thought you said that your dog didn’t bite”. The
resident said: “That is correct, however this dog belongs to my next door neighbor”.

When Osama Bin Laden reached the pearly gates, St Peter sent him to meet George Washington. Old George beat the snot out of Bin Laden, then kicked him to the curb. Woodrow Wilson then picked Bin Laden up and worked him over without mercy. 70 other guys then took their turns beating him up, nearly finishing him off. Finally Bin Laden broke free and went back to St Peter, all bruised and bloody, telling him: “The Quran says I get to be with 72 virgins, because I died a martyr’s death. So where are they?” Peter said: “Oh that was a misprint, it was supposed to say 72 Virginians”.

[DonnaT]

Peter said: “Oh that was a misprint, it was supposed to say 72 Virginians”.

We aim to please.

[Carole Hill]

A little humor is always good!