She was nearly late for her flight, and just stuffed the condoms in her briefcase. The cab ride to the airport was delayed by an accident that blocked lanes, so by the time she arrived at the airport, she had to rush to make her plane.
As she hurriedly entered the main cabin of the aircraft, literally the last passenger to board, she swung the case up to place it in the overhead storage, and to her horror, it snapped open and all the condoms fell out, all over the place, before god, the crew and all the passengers. Some were looking her over with wild surmise and some anticipation, while others showed some shock, and her embarrassment soared.
Flustered, she likely did not help herself out of the situation when she stammered:
"Errr, I'm meeting a new client?"
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