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[Joselle]

I checked into my hotel on a business trip. I was a bit lonely and feeling quite horny, so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths, when you’re calling for a cab. I grabbed a card from the nearest booth, on my way in to the hotel. It was an ad for a girl who called herself Eronique. She appeared to be a truly lovely girl, bending over in a seductive pose in the photograph. She had all of the right curves in all of the right places, also beautiful long wavy hair, and long graceful legs that led all the way up to her butt, you know the kind I mean.

So, after I'd settled into my room I figured, what the hell, I'll give her a call. I picked up the phone … "Hello?" the woman said. Oh my God she sounded sexy! I immediately responded "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to come to my hotel room and give me one. No wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is S-E-X. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I mean real kinky the whole night long. You name it and we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy the whole night through; You can tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipping cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound to you?"

The female voice says, "That sounds fantastic sir, but for an outside line you need to press 9."