Priorities

[Sally]

The Judge was talking to the accused in the Dock.

The Judge said,”You have been charged with killing your wife with a hammer.”
The accused says," Yes your honour."

All of a sudden a voice calls out from the back of the public gallery saying,”You lying mongrel”

The Judge pauses, then goes on,” Sir, how do you plead to the charge of killing your wife with a hammer?”
The accused says,"Guilty your honour."

The voice at the back of the gallery calls out again,”You lying mongrel.”

The Judge then addresses the man calling out and says,”Sir, do you know the accused, or are you related to the deceased?”

The guy stands up and says,”No your honour, it’s just that I lived next door to the rotten mongrel for 15 years and every time I asked for a lend of a hammer the lying mongrel told me he didn’t have one.”

[Gaven McLaren]

That was an unexpected twist. Thanks for the laugh