A little old man and his wife go to McDonalds for lunch.
She sits down at a table and he goes off and gets a burger, fries and a coke.
He takes the lunch back to the table where he delicately cuts the burger in half, he then counts out the fries and gives half the burger and fries to his wife.
People watching think he's either a miser or very poor.
He takes a sip of the coca cola then she takes a sip and puts the cup between them.
He then slowly begins to eat his half of the burger while she looks on. All the people around them were looking and were starting to think that maybe the poor old couple couldn’t afford two meals, so eventually a young man walks over and offers to buy them another meal.
The old man says they’re just fine and anyway they’re used to sharing everything between them.
As the old man starts to eat his fries another young man notices the old lady hasn’t eaten a thing so he goes over and begs them to allow him to buy them some more food, but this time the old lady says they’re just fine and anyway they’re used to sharing everything
The old man finishes eating his half of the meal and is wiping his mouth with a napkin when the young man again comes over to the little old lady, worried, he asks her why she isn’t eating her meal and he says ,”What is it you’re waiting for, aren’t you well?”
She replies, ”I’m fine, I’m just waiting for the teeth.”
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