The wife is in the kitchen preparing to boil 2 minute eggs for breakfast. Her husband walks in. She turns towards him, undoes her robe and says, "You have to make love to me -- right now! Right this very moment!"
His eyes light up and he thinks, "Wow, is this ever my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment, he drops his pants and goes to town, right there on the kitchen table.
Once he has finished she says, "Thanks honey, that was perfect," and returns to the stove.
As he’s getting dressed, a little puzzled, he says, "Not that I'm complaining or anything baby, but what the hell was that all about?"
She replies, "The egg timer's broken."
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